Monday, June 30, 2008

taglines

here are some more names bhai....
waise now orkut to khatam ...but ye taglines hopefully kam nahi hongi.....
1.Kaise dhoya Kapde sukhte hi nahi,,,
have u seen a wet cloth..kaise pani tip tip karke girta hai.....to usi tarah ye aanso aate rehte hain...rukte hi nahi kambhakt....
so just asking kaisa dhoya ,,,ye kapde sukhte hi nahi......

2.between 12:00 noon to 6:00 p.m.....aisa relationship12:00 baje the hour hand and minute hand...ek saaath hote hian,,,hands in hand,,,asli samjh wala relationship.....and 6:00 baje poles apart......to mera relationship dono ke beech ka hai
3.ek gel pen,ek inkless pen,ek pencil...
....will explain this later...ya mujhse pooch lena.///


Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Our Own Car



well here by,i present you The First car of our....Autoexpo.....our own all terrain vehicle...made by Nsit motorsports team.........
Some of the features are................
1. max power -10 bhp 4000@ 3600 rpm
2.The engine is a four stroke type
3.Fuel-Gasoline (Min 87 Octane)
4.acceleration-2.5-3 m/s2
5.top speed-50 km/hr (approx)
6.The Polaris P-85 Drive Clutch has been decided upon to be used
7.ATV tyres..to deliver maximum performance on race track
8.Air cooled....engine
9.Max torque-19 Nm @ 2600 rpm
10.Max rpm-3600
ah,,,,,,,,,,,,so here was a brief intro to this car..........i will be coming up with many more from time to time..........

Monday, March 3, 2008

orkut names

14.Mere speakers khrab the magar...........
well guys,,,,,,bahut baar chah ke bhi kuch keh nahi sakte,,,,,,,but fir bhi kuch baatein bolne ki jurrorat nahi hoti,,,,,,,,,,,,,,isnt it.........

15.Mera cell fir cahrge hoga kya........
arey saw one of my friends,,,,pyaar ka maara...........pooch raha tha........ki fir paar hota hai kya......

16.Is deewar mein ek ched ho gaya
that same friend.........mujhse bola........ki ab to bas only one motto "No Love".........but fir bhi nahi yaar.......nahi bhulti usse.....bahut samjhaya........but yaar ...........koi mere friend ke liye prayer karo........

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Autoexpo

well guys,,,,,,,,,just few days later we will be showcasing first car ........in this section...........
so be ready for the biggest extvaganza on this blog,,,,,,,,,

Thursday, February 21, 2008

hmmm

well guys here r some more.

11.TIN TANA TIN TINTIN TARA
have u heard that song from judwa(Salman khan's movie).........so tin tana tin tintin tara...
12.RANG BHAR DE IN KORE KAGZO PAR
read my poem....
13.AANE WALA PAL JANE WALA HAI
isnt it so right,,,,,,live your life to the fullest because aane wala pal jaane wala hai

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Rang bhar de in kore kagzo par...(Bewfaii 3)

ahhhhh here is another one.......


कब से ये किताब खुली है उसके इंतज़ार में,
की कब वो आए और रंग दे इसके कोरे कागजों को

यह किताब उससे पूछ रही है की,
कब तक मेरे पन्ने कोरे रहेंगे,तेरे रंगो से दूर।
क्या कोरा रहना ही इनकी कीस्मत है?
क्या येही है इनका नसीब?
सुनाई नही पड़ती तुझे मेरी सहमी सी धड़कन ?
नही दिखाई पड़ता क्या तुझे मेरा सूनापन?

नफरत की इस आंधी में,मेरे सब पन्ने फट जायेंगे,
ह्म्म,,,, कोरे थे मेरे कागज़ क्या कोरे ही रह जायेंगे ?
क्यों बनी है यह रंगो से दूरी?
ऐसी भी है क्या मजबूरी ?

आ रंग दे मुझे,आ रंग दे मुझे........
रंग तेरे प्यार का,रंग तेरे सहारे का...
रंग तेरे होने के एहसास का,
रंग मेरी saanso से जुड़ी तेरी saans ka....

रंग दे मुझे अपने रंगो से,
रंग दे मुझे अपने रंगो से

कब से ये किताब खुली है उसके इंतज़ार में,
की कब वो आए और रंग दे इसके कोरे कागजों को

ahhhhh ..

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

autoexpo at ur own blog

hmmmm....
Well ....isnt it great....autoexpo at Chatur Chinki blog...
I will be providing u not only with the cool pics of autoexpo 2008 held at Pragati Maidan but some splendid pics ofworld class automobiles will also be show cased.
well ..i will try to get enough info on them too...
i will be kicking off with this project as soon as possible.........

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

here r some more

well here r some more.......
1.pencil,sharpner,pen,scale,eraser..hm
it is one of the best,
u see it has two point of views
a) a pencil box consists of all the small little things.....similarly our life is based upon the little things ........
b) in our childhood we are like pencils ,sort of can make mistakes at a much frequent rate,we are at our learning stages than our parents and teachers sort of act as sharpners and sharpens our skills,we become like pen then ,,,,,more confident,than life goes on and in end just erased......
2.mere jug main pani nahi..hmmm
mera jag(world) suna suna lage........its lonely out there
3aawaj do humko,hum kho gaye..
the line says it all

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

My cool orkut display names.......

ahhh..well maybe not cool...but yaar these names are worthy millions to me...joking....acha i will also be giving the hidden meaning behind them........
the material is copy right protected.......
1.meri shirt ke button band hain.hm
my shirt sorts of protecting my heart to spill out the beans.......kitne raaj chupe hain is dil main....
2.ud ja makhi,zinda hoon main
i m reeeaaallly that much lazy....ahh
3.sadak ke gadde main pani bhra hai
sadak ke gadde main pani bhra hai mere aasaon(tears) se......niceee
4.ae babu kuch orignal likh..hmmm
this was funky my friend wanted me to write something orignal.......so i wrote this line....
5.street light jal bujh rahi hai.
hmmm nice......street light jal bujh rahi hai,,,,,,,means i m confused
6.podho se bat karna zyada asan hai.
the line says it all......
7.aasma main badal ki shapes..hmmmm.
its really cool na.....different shapes of clouds,,,,,,,,but what i wanna say is that....its us who presume those shapes,and all of us have different ideas about that........similarly in life every one has different attitude ....and point of view,,,,no two people are same

Thoda sach hai,Thoda jhuth(lie)

well this is a short one.....basically used rhyming words here and tried to make sense out of them....

yeh jeevan mera thoda sach hai,thoda jhuth.
gujarish itni si hai khuda,mujhse na ruth.

teri batai chal main chal na saka to kya?
teri taal se taal main mila na saka to kya?
faislaa sunane se pehle ae mere maulla,
jra dekh to le kis karvat baitha hain unth(camel).
yeh jeevan mera thoda......................

tere banaye usoolon par kaun jeeta hai aaj?
tere naam ka jaam kaun peeta hai aaj?
apne imaan par bhi shak hota hia humein,
pee rahein hain khun ka ghunth.
yeh jeevan mera thoda................

Kuch kehna hai dosto se

Dhundh kar bhi dhundh paye na mujhe........
to kya janoge mere baare main.....
dost to har kone main mil jaate hain,hai na
to mujhe bhi ek kissa hi samajh lo dosto.........
ab DOSTI ka MATLAB,MATLAB ki DOSTI ho gaya hai..........
to mujhe bhi apne kisi maksad ka zariya samajh lo dosto.........
zindagi ki kashmksh main hain sabke raste zuda.........
waqt ki is daud main ab kaun kiska kahan raha................
aise tanha safar main .......
mujhko apna saya samajh lo dosto......
duniya ke galiyaro main ab sakht hakikat basti hai to kya hua,
mujhko ek pyaara sa khwaab hi samajh lo dosto.........
hmmm.....do pal ke liye apna samajh lo dosto ......
do pal ke liye apna samajh lo dosto........
- Divyanshu arora

Monday, February 11, 2008

Poems.....

ahhhh.......poems....well what to say about them..a way to express yourself isnt it.....
here r some of my creations......aise hi hain yaar......
well i know many of u r capable poets.....so yaar forgive me ..kuch bakwaas likha hai.......
feel free to give ur comments...

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Welcome to bhai ka blog

oye moi dear friends and other people of this bada-chota world.....WELCOME to my blog 'BHAI KA BLOG'...........
Well guys was just getting bored......than my big bro came up with this idea of blogging.....thought it will be nice to go for it......naaa actually felt great to do so.........so here is Chatur Chinki blog.......
We i will be coming up with some fascinating topics....worthy for me and you....
so make this story a success